Sunday, October 21, 2007

Charles Barkley Swing Mystery




Conspiracy theory has been a fad lately and to not miss out on this opportunity, we have decided to investigate our own. For a number of years Charles Barkley has been crowned the unofficial titleholder of the worst swing in golf. However questions must be asked? If there is a conspiracy theory here, what are the motivations and who are the unsuspecting victims in this regard.

My Theory is this:

Since Charles' retirement from basketball, he has not been able to fund his insatiable appetite for golf. In an attempt to feed this addiction and knowing full well of the limited pension he receives from the game of basketball, he needed another strategy. By creating a violent hitch in his swing he preyed on the unsuspecting heart strings of Golf professionals throughout the heart land of America, in order to get free lessons and driving range tokens. His network of friends and celebrities also invited him unknowingly in an act of sympathy to charity Fundraiser Tournaments throughout America.

But does he really have a bad swing? If you refer to the string of videos and pay particular attention to the NBA prank video. He seems to have a fluid Tiger-like stroke! You view, you decide... I only pose the questions?

Below is a sample.




THE REST OF THE EVIDENCE IS HERE

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